TheFakeSoundOfProgress

H1N1

2009-07-30T16:14:00.002+08:00

I so lazy want to blog

I cant be Celeb Blogger

I am Sick after watching Liverpool play at stadium

I am told by my doctor I am H1N1 suspect

I have to wear a mask at home

I am so tired

I cannot go within 2 metres of anyone without mask

I have to take 7 pills said the doctor

I am going Mad

2009-07-10T17:27:00.002+08:00

Alright i've finally gained enough semangat to blog. 2 weeks of

the same thing.I watched Transformers twice, not cause of Megan Fox

i swear she just so irritating in the show. Also I kena go driving almost everyday,

and it paid off cause i've GOT MY LICENSE BEBEYYYYYYY!

Sabita kunci give me for your beetle thanks. . .

And im going to have a segment soon on my blog talking bout

issues that i would like people to know i have a problem with.

Cause i want to be a celebrity blogger too

Katrina

2009-06-20T23:49:00.006+08:00

Ok i know you guys want to see my baby sis right?

So like at the yacht club i have many many cute photos

of her so nahhhhhh

P.s. I dont know why the pictures arrangement so kechoh sorry

Shawn Dah Balik Lah Siall

2009-06-18T18:24:00.002+08:00

Alright i am back. I went to the Changi Yacht Club. Suppose to be back by tuesday skali
my bapak go extend till today. So just got home. Tired. Its Hot nak mampos.
So give me a day i'll put up pictures like how dinee asked me to last time.

Bon Voyage

2009-06-14T10:44:00.002+08:00

Today i kena wake up early to start packing my stuff cause i going on "holiday"

Ok maybe not Australia but at its smth at least. I bet both of you never go

there before also anyway :P. So finally i can put pictures up and show off

too you guys. Sabita please show us what Melbourne looks like also.

Ok sorry Dinee looks like left you ALONE , to be ALONE.

Jackass

2009-06-12T23:51:00.003+08:00

Today i send sabita off to Australia. Hopefully she wont kena swine flu or
attack by indian haters. But i seriously cant believe sabita your boyfriend is such
a jackass. Sabita, your boyfriend is a Jackass. He called your that one a jackass.
Bloodyhell he the jackass correct not Dinee? Also also i take bus that i saw Lucinda and Alvin
at a bus-stop. Then then Alvin tried to kiss her but she pull away funny siaaaaaaaaaa!!!
I writing like a small kid man.

Guess Who's Back?

2009-05-30T12:38:00.002+08:00

Alright i have finally started writing this new post. Its going to be short cause im preparing to get ready to go for an event at school. Dinee if you reading this, i realised your blog add no more so please please please give me in the tag me your add. I also have not finish editing my blog. Like so lecheh ah i feel so old skool man. Hopefully can finish soon so that my blog will becoming happening again!! Ok bye

Colly Strings

2008-03-25T19:29:00.005+08:00

I just realised school's going to start soon. On 1 side i cant wait for it, cause holidays sucks. Funny isnt it, when there is school everyone dying for a long break but when its here i'm craving for school again. . . But then the start of school means more work, more talks to complete ce points and of course the nightmare of the fyp.
Add to that there's going to be MORE year ones
More Year Ones = = Longer queues for bus = Longer queues for food = More people occupying the toilets

I have a tiny feeling year 3's going to suck a lot

ReVamped!!

2008-03-09T16:22:00.002+08:00

So i've decided to do a facelift to my blog. Since it was a bit dull and boring.
Nothing too dramatic with this new skin. . ..

Anyway so now i hope my blog wont be sooooo boring anymore!!!

Will post more soon!

New Year, Same Story

2008-01-03T19:17:00.000+08:00

Well first post for the new year and in dont know how many months already.
Nobody complains anyway so i wasnt really bothered to update.
Besides, i think only shu hui comes to my blog (thanks shu hui!)
But my fingers are itchy and i was bored so i decided to type something.
Everybody else's blogs for the new year are about what happened in
2007, the kind of things they did. But i want to do smth different.
Soooo, this is the my top 10 list of what i did NOT do last year

1.Lose weight
2.Go Overseas
(I cant believe i spent a whole year in singapore)
3.Improve my GPA
4.Get any DA points
5.Learn to play the guitar thats rotting in my room
6.Bring a pen to school
7.Buy an original game
8.Go to a concert (Jump party dont count)
9.Play floorball (REAL floorball)
10.Eat pork

Got many other things also but i forget so if u have anything
to add just tell me. Still, got a lot of wonderful things happen
lah. The one i remember most is my birthday i guess, maybe cause
it was just last month. I got blanja-ed non-stop, first the
WONDERFUL Buckaroos dinner thing, few movies for free also,
nice presents and that damn surprise at downtown east.
Bloody hell all never tell me anything. Well i couldnt
have asked for a better 18 bday, but sorry Jill and eileen
for losing that nice Barney balloon you guys gave me which
unfortunately flew away. Orh i miss him already. Wonder where
he is now . . .

Duh

2007-09-12T14:36:00.000+08:00

Wow! Susilo ask me to take an IQ test and it turns out i'm a genius!
Yeah i'm dropping out of school! I dont care if people say not accurate
or what. Nei Nei poo poo

How does your result compare?
Far Below Average, Below Average, Around Average, Very Smart, Extremely Brilliant, Bright Mastermind, a Regional Genius, a Universal Genius

(Boring)Fun Body Facts

2007-09-08T18:18:00.000+08:00

50,000 of the cells in your body will die and be replaced with new cells, all while you have been reading this sentence!

In one hour, your heart works hard enough to produce the equivalent energy to raise almost 1 ton of weight 1 yard off the ground.

Scientists have counted over 500 different liver functions.

The world`s first test-tube twins were born in June 1981.

There are 45 miles of nerves in the skin of a human being.

In a year, a person`s heart beats 40,000,000 times.

Most people blink about 25 times a minute.

Nerve impulses to and from the brain travel as fast as 170 miles per hour.

Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks otherwise it will digest itself.

Your left lung is smaller than your right lung to make room for your heart.

You use an average of 43 muscles for a frown.

You use an average of 17 muscles for a smile.

Every two thousand frowns creates one wrinkle.

The average human blinks his eyes 6,205,000 times each year.

Every person has a unique tongue print.

The average human's heart will beat 3000 million times in their lifetime.

The average human will pump 48 million gallons of blood in their lifetime.

You burn 26 calories in a one minute kiss.

The average human body contains enough: Sulphur to kill all fleas on an average dog, Carbon to make 900 pencils, Potassium to fire a toy cannon, Fat to make 7 bars of soap, Phosphorus to make 2,200 match heads, and enough Water to fill a ten gallon tank

A sneeze zooms out of your mouth at over 180 km/hr

If you were freeze-dried, 10% of your body weight would be from the microorganisms on your body.

According to the World Health Organization, there are approximately 100 million acts of sexual intercourse each day.

Your ears and nose continue to grow throughout your entire life.

When you eat meat and drink milk in the same meal, your body does not absorb any of the milk's calcium. It is best to have 2 hours between the milk and meat intake.

Shawn is so bored he posted this

Pictures

2007-08-29T17:24:00.000+08:00

Well the holidays are here, and so are some pictures from the
last day of school

Eileen Birthday BBq at Pasir Ris, lots more photos but not with me yet
so upload next time

Memories

2007-08-13T19:08:00.000+08:00

Last week Eve of National day was quite a special day. I went to a chalet
at Pasir Ris(where else. .?). It was my family friend's son bday
(yeah sounds complicated).We were very close cause we literally group up together in Bedok , stayed in the same house with her 2 siblings and parents.
At that time when i was just born my parents rented a room their house.
So we all were so close. It was a 4 story hdb block, so everyone we
very tight knit and shared problems. Most of us kids even when to the same
school. It got until a stage until whenever
others would ask about us we would say we were family; like they were my cousins

I stayed there till i was almost primary 4 when i moved to Hougang
I still visited them but as i grew older seldom saw many of them and now
one of them is in RP also
Its quite funny know, when i was at the chalet Looking at some of them, totally different than when we were younger. Some even getting married soon and some even married already. Alamak then i was quite shy when the adults were teasing me
and another girl name fidah cause when we were small, she always looked for me but i always avoided her cause she had rabbit like teeth. . My parents always like to call her my girlfren even until now. Then skali after like so many years i see her again.
Wah malu ah kena kacau

But The thing i'm trying to say is that i think you sure really treasure the
people you grew up with cause they were the ones who were there and help you,
even if it not ur own family members.

And this the picture of us together last time when i was 6.

Try to find me. .

Well here's a clue

Yes this is me.Cute last time, still cute now. .

Grant my last request and just let me hold you
Don't shrug your shoulders, lay down beside me
Sure I can accept that we're going nowhere
But one last time let's go there, lay down beside me. . .

Caracal

2007-08-08T13:08:00.001+08:00

I finally remembered my password for my blogger account
Feel so dumb.
Lazy want to update ah lately. Dunno who will want to read about
what i been doing. Well if you want to know, i went for J.U.M.P,
cant remember what it stands for. Went to the Zoo, and then Night
Safari played soccer yesterday. Got pictures also i malas want to
upload ah Maybe next time. .
Anyway alamak i missed Caracal playing at Baybeats ah. .
Wasted. If i missed Electrico nvm never really like them anyway

Forget Baybeats, school going to end soon. I can still remember what it
felt like almost 1 year ago. The class all sad, cause we bond so well
skali kena change class. Even Sem 2 class felt the same.
But the funny thing this time i dun feel like that.
To be honest i know almost everyone doesnt feel like this
in my class. I kind of wonder why. We get along well, nobody hates
each other, well maybe only THAT guy. We went out together a few time,
had fun played games but still, tak faham ah. Not complaining lah,
but maybe cause the 2 classes in year 1 were just too happening.
Well still i think it was fun being with my this sem classmates,
and they add to the already many people i know in RP.
Sometimes i think i know too many people, but that one another story. .

No Title

2007-06-20T18:38:00.000+08:00

Alamak UT
Alamak PP
Alamak never study

Got UT tmr but i not studying. But if i study i fail, then i dont study
still fail, then how ah like that?

Nvm at least i passed all my first UT. . .

Short and sweet post

New Bedmate

2007-05-20T15:41:00.001+08:00

I'm sleeping with a Spiny-tailed House Gecko on my bed. I thought he (or maybe a she)
was a hallucination or smth cause i haven been sleeping well lately. Last night, or this morning,for the 3rd time (at least) in the past weeks i've woken up in the middle of the night to see IT somewhere on the bed,staring at me with it beady black eyes and i scream and/or suck in air and jump out of bed and turn on the light and grab for something flat and heavy to kill him/her/it and him/her/it dashes away somewhere so fast and when i finally got the bola's to follow him/her/it where he/she/it sprinted to, its too late. I know you thinking what the hell is a Spiny-tailed House Gecko, well its the scariest thing in the world, well to me lah. . .

Well yes this is a Spiny-tailed House Gecko Nice picture right

As its alternative name, the Common House Gecko, implies, this is a common species associated with human habitation, in both rural and urban areas. Mainly nocturnal, by day it may still be active under the eaves of buildings, huts and other man-made structures.

Mottled dark brown to pale brown in colour, it can be distinguished from other common 'house geckos' by its tail which is oval in cross-section and possesses a row of tiny spikes on either side (see inset).

Its distribution ranges throughout mainland Asia and Southeast Asia, and as far afield as south and east Africa and across the Pacific Ocean to Mexico.

OK then well i couldnt sleep after that, up the whole night thinking about the damn
lizard. Then i like got all psychotic, you know cause got some people pantang that sometimes dead friends or relatives visit you as other things, like maybe hmmm, a lizard !!! Cause my friend passed away on Tuesday, then i been seeing this lizard since that first night. Well maybe its all nonsence, cause she knows i hate lizards!
So hopefully its not her. And damn i miss her too.

Ok lets not talk about it. Then anyhooooooo, i've been spending more time the pass 3 days in a car then in my house. Well, Raje's car. Well it was always me, Terrence,Michelle of course Raje the driver. Like got no life, go rounding, went to OCH like i think 4 times on different nights, watched 2 movies, (Next which was ok till the ending which sucks and Blades of Glory which was sometimes lame but freaking funny), went to Vivo 2 times also, saw the clock tower in Sentosa collapsing,went to another haunted house, ate mudpie at Taka, went to the zoo. went to night safari, got headaches because some ah beng was racing with us on the expressway, then another guy also wanted to action, saw at least 5 Porsches, i swear at least 5, 2 ferraris, 1 at Taka and the other one of all places at Sengkang, well all this in 3 days.

Then also yesterday Me,Raje,Terrence,Hems,Benedict,Joel and Michelle went to my brother primary school to play soccer with the parents and the students there. And we were champions. Yes we all got A trophy, including Mich who only watched and kidnapped small kids with candy floss. Then the funniest thing was that all 7 of us had to fit into raje's small car after that to drop my 2 friends at the zoo for work. It was damn funny, 5 guys at the back, people kept laughing cause the windows were down. Man, we really got no lifes. Will upload the pictures later!

2007-05-06T19:41:00.000+08:00

It's too late baby, there's no turning around
I've got my hands in my pocket and my head in a cloud
This is how I do
When I think about you
I never thought that you could break me apart
I keep a smile and a hole in my heart
You want to get inside
Then you need to get in line
But not this time

Cause you caught me off guard
Now I'm running and screaming,
"I feel like a hero and you are my heroine"
Do you know that your love is the sweetest sin?
I won't try to deny
I'll just take a deep breath and I'll look in your eye
This is how I feel
And its so so real
I got a closet filled up to the brim
With the ghosts of my past and the skeletons
And I don't know why
You'd even try
But I won't lie

And I feel a weakness coming on
Never felt so good to be so wrong
Had my heart on lockdown
And then you turned me around
I'm feeling like a new born child
Every time I get a chance to see you smile
It's not complicated
I was so jaded

Your voice was the soundtrack of my summer
Do you know youre unlike any other
I dont wanna ever love another
Youll always be my thunder. . .

Am i Happy?

2007-05-02T13:25:00.000+08:00

I read in a article that the 20 happiest countriest are. .

Denmark
Switzerland
Austria
Iceland
The Bahamas
Finland
Sweden
Bhutan
Brunei
Canada
Ireland
Luxembourg
Costa Rica
Malta
The Netherlands
Antigua and Barbuda
Malaysia
New Zealand
Norway
The Seychelles

Denmark, here i come. . or maybe not. Malaysia at number 17? Think they happy cause of Ramlee Burger. . .

Class Reunion. .?

2007-04-12T01:05:00.000+08:00

Well you know school's about to open.

Last chance to have fun before school open.

My class W24N was suppose to have a bbq at East Coast

but long story so many never come, including the farking

planner. Well I had to do everything in the end VYn, seriously

almost everything. Called people till my phone bill going to be damn high

i think. Then had to buy the food some more. In the end, at first

it was only me, vyn, tino and "chick friend" Eventhough there was

only the 4 of us, it was surprisingly fun. But after much persuasion, Jill and

Ganesh came and so did Hazwan. After this, i realised how much i miss

them, how much i miss my class, eventhough sometimes got 1 or 2 idiots

in class. Well its quite sad now that changing AGAIN. RP's killing me man

I know Kung FU!!.

2007-03-21T22:43:00.000+08:00

Ah i know i said i was retiring but then ah, i was on the internet then

got nothing to do then i check my webmail got nothing then

i go chat on msn then the people all boring then i go read blog

then i go my blog then i saw many people tag then i reply

then go my links then i see Ash still haven update, then i saw wandi

also and Jenny and then Xyndee and Ju no more blog then

Shu Hui also then i think Chang Jin still never update and then

Xiang An also and then some guy tag call me baby then go other

link i never bother go and then i see chu yun update and dinee

and shahirah and then i saw dinee looks disgusting got like

. . . smth in her teeth so i decided to post a new entry

Early retirement

2007-03-09T15:09:00.001+08:00

I think this is going to be my last blog entry.

Retire like the rest, maybe not permanent retirement lah

but will be for quite some time. I'm tired.

I want to go and sleep. . .

Yippee

2007-02-27T00:03:00.000+08:00

I was reading my friends blog

which is ah. . . about the facts of life, but its alot of debatable

bullshit. So i was reading this bullshit and i thought

"Hmm since i''m bored. . .and EVERYBODY knows that

when im bored i say stupid things and im bored

now, well practically everyday lah im bored , lets write stupid things

which are stupid but if u think properly this stupid things are not

so stupid after all!!!" Im bored of writing things i do everday

See this are the things which many of us

might have experience but never think too much about it,

except me cause im bored and got nothing much to think about.

Ok lets start with my first stupid thing to talk about. . .

CIVIC AND MORAL EDUCATION TEST( or EXAMS!!)! ! !

Ok this is a widely shared idea by many people

So how do you pass this TEST( or EXAMS!!)! ! ! ?

Well ok i shall teach you how.

Well after much research i realised that the only way to pass

is to. . (drum roll here please) is to. . .

is to ANSWER THE OPPOSITE of what u would normally do!!

Its this simple. Ok an example

Question 1a (20 marks)
If you find a wallet at the busstop, with identification and address
included inside and lots and lots and lots of money, what would you do?
a)Return it
b)Take it
c)Return it without the money
d)Burn it

Ok so if I were to find a wallet, i would take it! ! !

But in CIVIC AND MORAL EDUCATION, they want you to LIE

to yourself. .Yup thats true. Better believe it. So if i were to lie

to myself, i would pick a)Return it

Why cause its the opposite of what i would do! ! !

See now if CIVIC AND MORAL EDUCATION wanted us

to lie to ourselves, whats so CIVIC AND MORAL

about CIVIC AND MORAL EDUCATION?

Well ok lets move on to our next issue.

This one kind of stupid, well everything here is stupid but its not dumb

Ok i remember this in HEALTH EDUCATION.

So according to HEALTH EDUCATION,

one of the ways to reduce air pollution is walk more instead of

take the bus. How would i reduce the air if even if i dun take

the bus because the bus is still operating? Like 1 person makes

a difference. I think if anyone read until hear they must be bored

at home like me also. . .Well im tired, back from the chalet and slept

like 6 hrs in 48 hrs so im writing this nonsense cause i cant think

straight

Headspin

2007-02-23T14:19:00.000+08:00

Ironic isnt it, when there's school we cant wait for the

holidays, but when the holidays are here i cant wait for school..

Its going to be almost 2 weeks since school closed

Lets see what i have done lately. . .

Ok go school for meetings, then play soccer

went to gym, fetch my brother from school,

go out after soccer, then some more

meetings and more soccer. Damn i need

to find a job . . .

All I want to say
is you’re the satellite in my life
You don’t have to lie
You don’t have to cry. . . . . anymore

Lost inside your eyes
The vision never dies
Oh just take my hand
we'll float and never land

Then I hear you say
“Let’s live for the moment this time”
Then you want to keep me forever
Why don’t you just make up your mind

You make my head spin
Why, why do you ?
You make my head spin
Why, why

You love to build me up
just to tear me down
Wouldn’t it be nice
if we found paradise. . . . someday

Then I hear you say
“Lets us live forever this time”
Then you want to keep me in this moment
Why don’t you just make up your mind

You make my head spin
Why, why do you
You make my head spin
Why, why

Did I hear you say
you wanna be left alone
Or was it a mistake
How would we ever know?
I can’t hear you scream
You wanna be alone
I can’t hear you scream at me
scream at me

Nobody's perfect
I’m not perfect

Please just say how you feel. . .

Did I ever mean something
Did I ever mean something to you. .

2007-02-14T22:59:00.000+08:00

Well its time to cry again. . .

Change class again. . .

Why RP keep doing this to me?

Barely recovering from the last time

and now change class again.

Die lah like that. By the time i graduate,

on the last holiday will have 2o chalets to go to.

. . .

2007-02-09T09:47:00.001+08:00

Maybe she's right. . Its just one of those days

Have you ever. .

2007-02-03T23:07:00.000+08:00

Have you ever felt alone in life,
Felt no-one cared for you?
Or been out with a group of friends,
And felt alone then too?

Have you ever had a broken heart,
You felt couldn't be repaired?
Or tried to touch somebody with your words,
But knew nobody cared?

Have you ever needed good advice,
But were too afraid to call?
Or felt separated from the world,
Surrounded by a brick wall?

Have you ever been asked about your future,
And said you couldn't care less?
Or tried to pick up the pieces but,
They make just make one giant mess?

Have you ever felt so confused,

That you couldn't even cry?

Have you ever felt so damn depressed

That you just wanted to die?...

Roar. . .. ?

2007-01-28T17:43:00.000+08:00

Well it has been a long week. Well got meetings.

Its quite tiring after a while.Friday night reached home at

12.30 cause the stupid bus just took so long.

Then woke up early to play soccer and floorball in the morning.

Played floorball for like an hour, well the hour consisted of

just dumb practice and running aimlessly around

till around 12 and then played soccer till around 2.30

Rained a bit but the funny thing i always play better

in the rain. . Serious dun laugh. 2 weeks ago rained

cows and pigs, not cats and dogs, and we played

in the rain and that was damn fun. Nobody got struck by

lightning but the court was damn slippery so had

to be careful not to fall and get concussion

Worst run so fast wait cant stop then end up hitting each other.

Then me and my sec school friends budget

so sat at coffee shop to eat. Sat down so bloody long

at the place talking bout shit and i think porn also,

about how how one of my friend's friend watch porn

in his class in SP. Dunno why im writing this down. .

Then we got bored, some left and then 3 of us played

more aimless floorball under the block. Aimless

but fun. I can still pass. . well honestly i think

i can drag pass bloody well, even backhand, and

yes im bragging. Shooting needs a bit more practice

but dribbling needs more practice. Trying to dribble with me

left hand more. Cock up a lot but then i can dribble with

my right hand but if any coach see a right hander

dribbling with his right hand confirm kena scolded one

Well by the time i reached home it was 6.30.

Idiot was suppose to go watch the match but no

tickets. Even worst when watching on TV my friend

ask me why i never tell him cause he got 4 extra

tickets. . . . Anyway it was lucky Singapore

won the match. The defense like cork.

Precious so slow and looks like a boxer.

Baihakki Khaizan so nervous because i think his

whole family watching him play so he kan chiong

Lucky Bennett play well ah. . Indra Shahdan also another

one. . Farking useless. Singapore lucky win ah.

Hope they meet Thailand in the Finals and its played

in Singapore so that I can watch Singapore lose. . .

Booooooooooring

2007-01-23T19:08:00.000+08:00

Is it just me or is everyday getting more and more boring?

Well if its just me then ah. . erm. . . i . . .dunno. . .

WELL IM BORED ! ! And im just posting this

for the sake of posting. Maybe i looking at things

in the wrong perspective. Maybe its not ME who's

getting bored but its the PEOPLE around me . . .

Oh wait i know what to blog. .

LIVERPOOL BEAT CHELSEA ! ! ! WooHoo

You have to rub it un their faces man. .

Those poor Chelsea suckers. Well this is a very big thing

cause we Liverpool fans only get to celebrate

this wonderful phenomenon very very rarely

So YEAH yeah Yeah ! ! ! In your face Chelsea bastards !!!

Eat Anfield mud ! !! Haha Losers WOo hooo. And the

icing on the cake is ARSENAL BEAT MAN U! ! !

HAHA both u team suck but Man U suck more cause

you all got Gary Neville ! !! And Mr Wan if u reading this,

which i already know u secretly do and dun tag me, your Spurs

suck too! ! ! Haha u all losers! ! !..

Ok i thing thats enough cause i will not be happy with

my Liverpool for long before they start getting shit

results again. . . .

Man crapping just cures boredom. . . .

I'm SICK

2007-01-17T09:31:00.000+08:00

Damn really sick now. Got high fever, bad flu , pounding headache,

stomach cramps , vomiting and a broken laptop.

Hate the weather . . .

And if my mother sees me on the com so early in the morning

and still sick she will KILL me. . .

Broken Screen = Broken Heart

2007-01-12T20:21:00.000+08:00

This really sux. . .

Bye Bye Pilokee

2007-01-01T17:07:00.000+08:00

Finally back in Singapore. . .To be honest wasn't really looking forward

to coming back. Well i did miss the people here but i dont miss

Singapore at all. The village was so nice. I really felt at home there

Then Bangkok was great. Love that place. I will post more about the trip

later when i get more pictures. For now Happy New Year. . .

Bye Bye Singapore. . .Sawadee-Kap Thailand

2006-12-10T18:54:00.000+08:00

Alright i think this is my last post before i'm going Thailand. .

Anyway, since Clara got emo post i also want to. . . Lets see

Ok so guys as you all know, i'm not coming back to Singapore

anymore. I have decided that it is best to leave this country

and stay there, maybe start a new family instead of continuing my study

If i can find an Utt lookalike sorry shahirah wont give u,

keep for myself. I'll have to have a sex change first.

But if i find Tata Young than yeah! can save some money

keep me the way i am, no sex change. I know u all going to

be so BORING cause i'm not here, since i'm like the coolest guy

and stuff. Coming face it. U all need a teddy bear like me around

if not its so BOOOOOOORING. OK ok maybe i should cut the crap.

I"M GOING TO MISS EVERYBODY!!!!! Only 2 weeks but

I"M GOING TO MISS EVERYBODY!!!!!

I know more importantly

EVERYBODY GOING TO MISS ME!!!!

Yes yes i know u all will miss me.

ME only. I dun want to go but i have no choice

W15F going to miss all of u. . maybe except Stella, and Clara

cause she also going. I wont miss Sabita at all even if she not

following. . That woman. . . .

Ok this is it. My last post. Cry for me, please. . .

Shit i still haven pack anything.. . .

Sick of. . .

2006-12-06T19:35:00.000+08:00

Dont feel so well. . Is it because the holiday's are here? Should I be happy in the

first place that its HERE? My head hurts like fark. I cant eat. It all comes out

my mouth. What goes in must come out huh? But its coming out of

the wrong end. . . Came back late yesterday almost midnight.

All i ate from Cavanna was in the toilet bowl. It was gross.

I hate vomit. Thought maybe cause it lack of sleep.

I am so freaking tired man. I woke up at 4 pm today.

Body aches. I still want to play floorball tmr, or soccer

cause i wont have much time left. Already flying off for Thailand next

week for service learning and fuck need a new Mp3 player

Happy Birthday to Me

2006-12-03T14:39:00.000+08:00

World Aids Day came and pass. . . but i will ALWAYS remember this day

cause its the FIRST time i get to celebrate MY birthday in School

with my friends. Well it was such a wonderful day and come to

think of it i almost didnt come to school. Thanx everybody for celebrating

My Bday !!!

Honorary List of Thank You's

Thanks Xyndee for Sharing same Birthday as me
( Haha at least dun have to celebrate alone)

Thanx W15F for surprising me at the agora!

Thanx W24N for the HUGE muffin and the Kronos shoe

Thanx Mr Wan and Ms Ina for the Swenson's Ice Cream

Thanx Shahirah and Sabita for the card

Thanx Dinee for the JellyBeans and card

Thanx Hems And Darren for the Headphones

Thanx Joel and Ben for the Bag

Ah who else i never thank. . .? Feel like i won the Oscars

Ok thanx Dravyn, Jillian, Eileen, Hazwan, Tino, Gary. Ganesh,Choon Hua

And thanx Xiang An for eating my Muffin

I feel like a small kid also cause my parents told me that they

would get for me any MP3 i wanted. I dun want to ask for an

expensive one but ANYONE can. Muahaha they confirm bankrupt

My brother and Sister also getting for me a PSP!!!

My brother is like so bloody rich. . damn

Ok so now i am already 17. Lets just wait 1 more

year before i am legal . . . . .

Birthdays Birthdays Birthdays

2006-11-25T21:52:00.000+08:00

Its birthday season. . Well it like as if the trend last time 16 to 20 years ago

was to make babies in February and March then 9 months later in

Nov and Dec all the babies come out. I dunno why i mentioned this. . .

Anyway it was my father's Birthday yesterday. So happy Bday to him!!

Well his not going to see it. I hope he doesnt see it. See all the nonsence

in my blog. Ok lets go back. . Ya birthdays. Today was Dinee's .

Happy Bday Dinee!!!!! Well being her bestest friend and all, me and sabita,

(only me the bestest, not sabi) took her out. Well first had to go to

Mr Wan's house to take some things to bring to Sabita's house.

And i think i mentioned this countless times to Dinee but i

have to say it again. . Sabita has like the BEST house in Singapore.

Serious. Dun want to go Mr Wan's house anymore. His sux.

Stupid 52 inch tv he has. . . Ok ok lets forget Sabita's house.

Then Dinee met us at SAbi's house. But sabi went to buy smth first.

So i pretend like my house, you know. I ate chocolate never ask.

Dinee take also ok. . well because i bluff her say Sabi let us eat.

The thing Sabita went to buy was some roses and cake.

She passed it to me through her room window (she lives on the

first floor) Then me and Sabi prepared the things in the kitchen

Well we are the worst party planners in the world. Took so long to

light a fire. Lucky Dinee not smart enough (hehe) to suspect we

were doing anything.. . actually even a blind and deaf guy would lah

We put 3 sparklers on her cake cause candles are like so 10 years.

Dinee was so surprised when we came out with the cake she thinks

we are the worst friends in the world but actually i am the bestest,

only me. We sat down and ate the cake, rested for while then went to

Tampines Mall to watch HAPPY FEET. We ate at Long John first before

watching the movie at 3.30. Its a very fun show, very funny and

really worth the ticket price. Really like the show especially

the 5 amigo penguins. So cool, like me. After the movie ended

Dinee was going to meet her cousin or sister

(bet they never buy her a present, if got also cant beat mine)

Sabi had to go to Yishun to bowl with her family. I went home.

Oh ya while waiting the 3 of us saw this couple doing this cool

thing. It was not french kissing, or maybe they were doing it wrongly.

They were like licking each other's face, not face lah but you can SEE

them licking. Cool shit. Must try 1 day. Maybe on My bday. . .

Happy Birthday Dinee !!!

Mixed Emotions

2006-11-19T17:50:00.000+08:00

Its Sunday. Really tired so staying at home unlike previously planned.

Well the Movie Marathon went really well. I enjoyed it a lot. I think EVERYBODY

enjoyed it. The atmosphere was nice, the people were nice. All the preparation's

were worth it. I was assigned as the "bouncer"( dont laugh) At first my job was to stand

at the entrance to check for tix. Then 2 others took over and all i had to do was to

sit near the far back exit door to make sure no one used that door. So i got to watch

the 4 movies. First up was M.I3 . Well didnt really concentrate on that show cause i was busy on
MSN. Next was Monster House. I really enjoyed this show. I think it was the best among the 4

It was funny and really enjoyable. Then Coach Carter which i thought was ok but i hate

Coach Carter, not the movie but the character himself. He such a dumb Farker.

Lucky he not my floorball coach last time. If not all sure die. Some more

when he kind of "temporary banned" basketball cause the students failed the parents

were like oh my son Has to play cause that like the only think he good at.

I'm here thinking my parents wouldnt complain at all. They would be so glad that

i not spending so much time outside playing sports. Well the supposed last movie was the best

like the cliche save the best for last. Well noe wat happened? I fell aslepp 10 mins

into the movie. I woke up. The movie just ended. And the couple in front were sleeping also

I hope i didnt fart in my sleep. But it was just so fun. I hope we can do more of this in the future,

next time i bring my pillow and blanket. . .

Boring Boring Boring

2006-11-14T20:56:00.000+08:00

So i went to watch The Covenant on Sunday. Well it a bit was disappointing.

The slow motion scenes were cool but the story was so-so

I try hard not to hate it so i will rate the show 3 stars. . .

out of 10. Well compared to the Grudge 2 which i so last week, i definitely preferred

the Grudge. Well the show was stupid but i enjoyed it cause i practically laughed

throughout the whole movie because 2 person with me were scared like

hell so it was really funny to see them jump off their seats.

Anyway i have to sell the movie tix, and its quite to attract people

cause honestly, the shows STINK man. Well got no choice now

And cant wait for the 30th guys. It would be like "Sountrack of our Lives"

all over again. . . .

November Rain. .

2006-11-12T00:15:00.000+08:00

I dont like the month of November. . . Bad things tend to happen, to me and the people

around me. . Hopefully next month would be better.

Sitting on the sofa, with a lot to think
Dirty plates and cups litter the kithen sink
Laying around with lots in my head
Deserve to be alive? Or am i better off dead?

Things not happening like what I wanted
Maybe i have been taking things for granted
Is it ignorance?
Some might say arrogance
Am i so blind that i just cant see,
That everything is staring right in front of me?
People that i cherish, people that i care for
I cant just let them walk out the door

Maybe i have been selfish
Or sometimes childish
to forget all the things that we have done

Maybe i am thinking the wrong way
And start listening to what others have to say
Cause i'm not the only one with a bad day

Have i been looking at the wrong places?
All i see is just blank faces
Sitting on the sofa, with nothing to do
Maybe Ash is right, "Someone will find you"

Cry

2006-11-12T00:08:00.000+08:00

I have seen peace. I have seen pain,
Resting on the shoulders of your name.
Do you see the truth through all their lies?
Do you see the world through troubled eyes?
And if you want to talk about it anymore,
Lie here on the floor
and cry on my shoulder,
I'm a friend.

I have seen birth. I have seen death.
Lived to see a lover's final breath
Do you see my guilt? Should I feel fright?
Is the fire of hesitation burning bright?
And if you want to talk about it once again,
On you I depend.
I'll cry on your shoulder.
You're a friend.

You and I have lived through many things.
I'll hold on to your heart.
I wouldn't cry for anything,
But don't go tearing your life apart.

I have seen fear. I have seen faith.
Seen the look of anger on your face.
And if you want to talk about what will be,
Come and sit with me,
and cry on my shoulder,
I'm a friend.
And if you want to talk about it anymore,
Lie here on the floor
and cry on my shoulder once again, cry on my shoulder,
I'm a friend.

2006-11-09T23:19:00.000+08:00


Wait dear, a white horse is walking down my street here,

Your words are creeping at my feet

I fear, sunrise will come too soon and you'll disappear

Into the haze of this city and go south...



Look out, they're coming after us with big guns,

They're only gonna tell you all the bad things I've done

Even if the words they say aren't true, they've won,

And I'm left here dyin' in the sun



Oh...seems like I'm always on my own,

Seems like I'm never coming home

Seems like I'm always on my...

All the stars and boulevards ain't close enough for you...



Late nights, won't do me justice

Cause when I drink...I just get so damn depressed,

And it's...

It's not like, I ain't trying to get over you.

It's just hard to look at all the seasons, pass me over too...



Oh...seems like I'm always on my own,

Seems like I'm never coming home

Seems like I'm always on my...

All the stars and boulevards ain't close enough for you...



One last phone call from you, it wouldn't hurt much,

I'd just like to hear your voice and pretend to touch,

Any inch of you that hasn't said it all or read it all

Or sung my life away



And I say oh...seems like I'm always on my own,

Seems like I'm never coming home

Seems like I'm always on my...

All the stars and boulevards ain't close enough for you...

2006-11-04T13:28:00.000+08:00

Remember the last time i said i had to fix things

and get them right back, well i haven. Things are

just getting worst. I feel so STRESS. . .

There's a girl i want to talk to, another one whom i dun

want, an irritating girl who just got more irritating,

keep asking me stupid and dumb things, pissing me off always.

Then theres another mother farker who just deserves a punch

in his face, make that 2 guys. One thinks he is a big time

ah beng who bullies girl and another one from w24n

who also thinks too much, think he the smartest fark

in the world. Well his a dumb fark. 18 but act like 8 sometimes

If someone else just makes me angry

i dunno what the fark i would do to that person . . . .

And i wont be surprise if after a while no one

wants to talk to me. . . .

2006-11-02T20:06:00.000+08:00

Second time i blogging this week, which is something very rare.

Im shocking myself. . .Anyway Liverpool Won yesterday !!!

Woohoo . . but chelsea managed to draw. Last minute. .

Those sneaky ba%#@rds. . . So angry

Ok then today went for my jabs at Tan Tock Seng

because going to Thailand in Dec. I was never scared

of injections lah but the nurse there damn scary sia.

Got 1 like army commando. A robotic one.

She talk so fierce. She likes know everything.

She telling us about the medical safety procedure we

have to take and the kind of illness we could get.

She talk so long. . .i mean so looooooooooooong

After every sentence she has to take 1 deep breath

she keeps talking like her lungs would burst any moment

Then that Clara type smth into her hp to show us and

the nurse was like " Is there smth interesting in ur phone?"

She like dun want us to go thailand. She was saying that

if you get bitten by dogs, scratch by a monkey or cat

you could get rabbies which can lead to death.

Thank you for being so assuring with our safety, Nurse

As if Commando Nurse here not enough suddenly another one

appeared behind her. And this one was like the HULK.

Everytime we whisper smth she would stare at us like

she want to makan like that. I kept praying the HULK wasnt

going to do the injection on me. Skali wait she poke the whole

syringe into my hand. I would have really screamed like

a wuss man. (Un)Luckily Commando, injected me.

The injection like just got this ant bite feeling.

Took 2. Suppose to take 3 but luckily the last one

dun need in the end. And that was REALLY lucky

cause the 3rd Jab was the most painful one.

Only 1 guy had to take it. I think he almost cried. .

and his 22 already. So happy happy i shared cab with

the other guys, Mike, Terrence and Draycott and this

was really funny because the Jabs were like kicking in.

I got real bad headache and mabuk man. I was sitting in the

middle at the back. On my Left draycott was really KO'ed

I could hear him snoring. I really couldnt take it wanted to vomit

and before i knew it i slept also. But luckily got that "natural

alarm" clock on the road. All those who take 161 and 168 to skool

would sure know about it. The road strips as the bus pass the

sports skool and exit the expressway... The one that makes

you jump up and down in ur seat. . .They so clever build that

U fall asleep on ur way to skool, once u feel those bumps you

know its time to wake up. Damn luckily i managed to walk

properly still. But now i am like a zombie.

Cant type anymore. . .

Need to sl. . . . .ZzZzZzZzZzzzzzZzZzZzzzzzZzZz

2006-10-31T22:13:00.000+08:00

Damn i miss floorball. After reading Dinee's blog about RP's

girls floorball team i suddenly had that craving to play floorball

again. Damn the knees lah. I got second-hand knees man.

Stupid right knee injured like in sec 3. Couldnt play floorball

for like dunno 1 and half years. Then recently my Left knee

kena. Damn man. Maybe i shouldnt have quit Floorball in RP

Well i quit to play for THAT division 2 team called Nighthawks

Asked for jersey number 11 but it was so small even the

slimmest team member did not want to wear. Then given

number 20 instead. Played our first game and won.

That that week go play soccer and then "broke"

left knee. Never play whole season. Team Kena relegated

Come to think of it ah. . if i played ah, wah can sure be top 3 one

haha maybe. But sadly i only played 1 match the whole season

cause the doctor say that it was for my own good. Wah lao

i REALLY want to play again. I remember the first time i played in sec 1.

The skool took a bunch of TAF club boys to play floorball just for fun.

I joined. Before i knew it they say that we could play for skool team

We all were noobs lah. Remember the first stick i used was the Cynic

stick. Go play tournament then we draw one and lost the other 3.

Hey we touched the stick for like 2-3 months only. We sec 1 all like

blur blur. The other teams were all like damn power. Also remeber

being pick as the Captain lah, must show off lah bit and wearing number 8. Dunno why

so many people say i bluff. . Well than Sec 2 played again in the tournament

Now i number 12 lah ah. Bigger then 8 so must play better also

This time slightly better, won 1 cause u know, i scored lah. Score again in

when we drew. Eventually we won 1, draw 2 and lost 1 but not enough to

go next round. Then after that tournament my knee lah cock up while

playing soccer. Swell up so big until look like one tumour growing in my leg.

Cant walk so for SO SO SO long. Even worst couldnt play floorball anymore.

I think i cursed lah. Nvm, now the left knee is recovering. Sooner or later

i want to play floorball again. Maybe join back RP floorball next year.

Must lose some weight first also. But ah, people always think i fat ah

means i cant run. Eh i can sprint very fast ok. . Serious ok

Dun laugh ok. I played as forward ah in secondary skool.

People see me big get scared. I make sure i'll do the same

when i start playing again. . .

And lah i dunno why lah got so many lah's in my

blog entry lah today. The lahs make me sound so kunyang

lah. . . .

2006-10-28T12:08:00.000+08:00

Time really flies. Firstly SELAMAT HARI RAYA to Everybody!!!

Hari Raya is finally here which means i dont have to Puasa

anymore! ! ! It also time to start collecting money,

cause im a big money-face guy. But sadly, Hari Raya

did not start off too well for me. I got a measely $12

on the first day. That why today i going to chiong

all the way man. Sorry to all those i had to pangsei

like my footballing weekend kakis ( can i call u all

that?) Well we have been playing together almost

every weekend since Secondary School. . .

Jillian also cause suppose to"thon" overnight at East Coast

like you have been planning for Tino. Sorry Tino. .

And to my W15f people whom i LOVE so much,

really i love all of u including Stella also. I know

you all have been dying to go out Raya Raya,

watch movie, go makan and dunno what else

somemore. Next week guys. . .

Anyway Happy Birthday Tino !!!

Hope you enjoyed your ice-cream cake !!!

Next is mine.. Everybody reading this better

NOT forget i tell you. Already so angry Stella

Never invite me to her party, i wont go anyway

if she invited. But at least ask lah. STupid

@#?$& !!!! Ok its almost time to go.

Can hear all the money calling out to me. .

MuAH HAHAA !!! Going to be richer

then all you pathetic people !!!

HAHAHA

HAHAHA

I wished. . . . . .

HAPPY BDAY TINO! ! !
I hope my cake Bigger

2006-10-14T15:54:00.000+08:00

"I never say quite what i mean. I never mean quite what i say.

Confuse myself so easily. You dunno you mean so much to me"

Been thinking a lot lately. About the things i have neglected.

The PEOPLE i have neglected.

The friends. . . who made my first term at RP so

memorable. Dunno why always have this guilty feeling

SHit man. I sound so emo.

Got to fix things and get them right again. .

2006-10-07T17:06:00.000+08:00

Skool is taking its toll man. . .The class is fun but the lessons

are getting boring. . .Always wonder whether should i stay

at home or go to school. At least got to do some find stuff

this week. . Just entering 3rd week of this new term. .

Tmr would be 2 weeks already of puasa-ing.

I am craving for Indonesian BBQ man. . Crap

And now i am slacking at home. Suppose to go play

soccer with Sec skool friends this morning but i am

just too tired. Suppose to go out

tonight with W24N classmates to play latterns for

fun eventhough we all already so OLD but got

dinner with family outside. And tmr maybe meeting ash

and xyndee and dunno who else for some event or wat.

Damn. . So many things to do, so little time.

Ganesh looking very pretty, prettier then
Jill
Who say guys cant cam-whore also??
Dravyn getting to comfortable
Me busy doing work and Jillian Busy taking Pictures
All black day. . .But not the whole class
See no evil, Hear no Evil, Speak no Evil
Dunno whose the guy sleeping
Breaking Fast at Pizza Hut
Halloween came early
Close up of Hazwan
Ganesh the Cina Beng with Dravyn the singh Wannabe
Xiang An breaking Dravyn's Legs
On the bus to Marina
At the movie after watching "You, Me and Dupree"
Gary The Vainpot having a very very bad flu,
see-rious
The spoon just can stay there. Eileen's
fault. . .
Keith digging for Gold
Tino looking Retro
Eileen possing wit Jullian. . i mean Jillian

2006-09-20T04:05:00.000+08:00

Its 4 a.m Woke up cant sleep. . so wats the best thing to do??? Blog

Yeah ook lets not get lame. I dunno what i wanna type now.

Ok maybe lets just recap the events which occured during this

wonderful holidays.

Excting thing which happened : Nothing

What i have done : Nothing

Ah lets see what else. .. . ah wait. . .no. . ok lots of "nothings"

But i know a whole list i can write down bout smth else. .

What i NEED!!!

I need a new mp3 player

I need a new headphone to go with the mp3

Need new Handphone casing

Why bother with casing need new Handphone

Need new hardisk for all my songs

Need download new songs

Need to geta new watch

Need a new pair of shoes

I think my spectacles also spoilt

Need new laptop

I forgot the most important need if want all this . . .

I NEED MONEY

2006-09-19T18:49:00.000+08:00

New blog address ( the old one a bit smth wrong, dunno why),

new class. Hope W24N More Exciting then W15F. .

Haha just kidding dont angry guys. . .W15F are the BEST !!

Like W24N !!! Man i need to get a life. . .

2006-09-19T18:35:00.000+08:00

1 week more before school starts. Nothing much happened. Although

did have a chalet from monday till yesterday. Nothing much to

say bout it. Then went to skool for meeting with Mr Wan and his wife

and the other members going to thailand this December. .

LAst week of skool so if anybody want to meet up and do smth i am very free